Epic Fail

        So I let you all down. All zero of you. I apologize and I hope you can forgive me for my month-plus absence.
       Anyway.
       I am irked that I can't copy and paste entries from my old blog onto here so you could experience my literary excellence in the circumstance where I actually have something lofty and well-written to post. Also, so it will seem like I am always writing when in fact I am lazily composing something every other day or so. I will figure it out.
      So I started school approximately 3 weeks ago. My pad rocks. I live at the beach for free and that is possibly the most amazing thing ever. People are very jealous. And yet my friends have yet to take advantage of my good fortune. Parties will ensue. Someday.
     Classes are good. I like my teachers and what they're teaching, which is rare. My Lit J teacher is like Al Pacino mixed with Robert Downey Jr. He's street smart and smarmy and I thought he would hate my writing but hasn't yet. Promising. Linguistics is covering Phonetics/Phonology, my favorites, and the teacher is Italian and lets us take tests open note and book. Awesome. And last but not least, my Social Science class is about political science and psychology and our lecturers are smart ass old dudes who make tasteful sex jokes.
    Gonna be the best quarter. Ever.
    And did I mention I'm in a Harry Potter club? We're having a Yule Ball in December.
    I am so excited.